1. 15 Apr 2010
    11:30 AM
    Fun games for kids make for well-adjusted adults.

    If you don’t have a heart attack and die, you get a cake! And crippling anxiety for the rest of your life.

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  2. 06 Apr 2010
    08:30 AM
    Did the robber also turn out to be a10 year old with another 10 year old on his shoulders wearing a trench coat?
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  3. 31 Mar 2010
    03:30 PM
    YESSSSSSS.

    (Thanks bails!)

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  4. 17 Mar 2010
    03:48 PM
    “New York is not a place you can go on the honor system. This isn’t Canada.”
    MTA Union rep on illegal MetroCard swipes, via AM New York.
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  5. 10 Mar 2010
    04:08 PM
    Pillows go on better dates than I do.

    It gets its own meal?! Clearly I spoke too soon. Maybe it’s that I spoke at all?

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  7. Most blogging is just a masturbatory exercise that consists of a one or a few people not so subtly suggesting that their tastes, ideas, and experiences are better and more interesting than everyone else’s. This blog will be no different.